Monday, July 14, 2008

Against All Odds

As Iraq Captain Younis Mahmoud led his team out in Jakarta for the Asian Cup Final and their shock defeat of Saudi Arabia on July 29, 2007, the black armbands worn by him and his team-mates were a poignant reminder of the terrible violence and suffering in their homeland.
Four days earlier, more than 50 football fans had been killed in a double car bombing in the Baghdad suburb of Mansour as they celebrated Iraq’s semi-final victory against South Korea.
The shadow of violence hung over the Iraqis throughout the tournament. Team physiotherapist was the victim of a car bombing as he prepared to join the team at their training camp in Jordan in June; the brother-in-law of goalkeeper Noor Sabri was killed in the days leading up to the tournament; and the step-mother of midfielder Hawar Mulla Mohammed was killed just before Iraq’s quarter-final clash with Vietnam in Bangkok.

As the security situation has steadily worsened in Iraq, football- just as every other facet of life- has been seriously affected.

The nation endured more than a decade of United Nations sanctions following the first Gulf War and the sporting infrastructure was already beyond breaking point before the United States-led invasion of 2003. The subsequent insurgency forced the national team and club sides to play all their international matches overseas, in countries such as Qatar, Lebanon and the United Arab Emirates.

Not surprisingly, that has had an adverse effect on the Iraqi players, who struggled to qualify for the Asian Cup, losing against Singapore, while the federation has had to bear the additional costs of the national team’s nomadic existence.

While the nation continues to disintegrate and heads towards a seemingly inevitable civil war, the national team have become a rare rallying point and a common cause for the whole country.
All enquiries about the team’s ethnic make-up were met with a straight bat by federation officials, who sought instead to focus attention on the lessons the team could teach the various factions at home.


Amid all the talk of war and politics, it would be easy to forget the blossoming generation of Iraqi players who have taken the national team to unprecedented heights in the regional game over the past decade.

In 2000, they won the Asian Youth Championship in Tehran, defeating Japan in the final, and many of that squad graduated to the Olympic team, who, four years later, reached the semi-finals in Athens after thumping the much fancied Portugal 4-2, which had the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo, Bosingwa, Raul Meireles and Luis Boa Morte. However, they lost to Italy in the bronze-medal match. Iraq reached the Final of the 2006 Asian Games, but lost to hosts Qatar.

With 16 of the 23 man squad playing their club football outside Iraq, the team was always going to take time to gel, and things looked ominous when, with 6 minutes gone, the Thais took the lead from a penalty. However, the Iraqis rallied and the final score was 1-1.

A 3-1 victory over pre-tournament favourites Australia in the next game all but earned Iraq a spot in the quarter-finals and they sealed it with a 0-0 draw against Qatar. They went on to beat
Vietnam in the quarter-finals and South Korea in the semi-finals through a 4-3 win in the penalty-shootout after a 0-0 draw. It took the Iraqis into uncharted territory- the country’s first Asian Cup Final.
Saudi Arabia were seeking a record fourth continental title, and few pundits gave the Iraqis much hope against a side that had impressed in knocking out defending champions Japan in the semi finals. Iraq kept their opponents on the back foot and there was no sense of injustice when Younis, the captain of Iraq scored the winner.
 
But Younis’s attention was on delivering a victory that he hoped would go some way towards easing the suffering of the Iraqi people, and in particular the families of those who had died a few days earlier. After the game, he said: “A mother of one of those victims said she had not wept over her son’s dead body but had declared: ‘I present my son as a sacrifice to the Iraqi national team.’ So we had to win.”

Friday, September 28, 2007

Cliché Script For VH1’s Behind The Music

If you’ve ever watched VH1 for more than oh, 10 minutes, you’ve seen one of its irritating Behind The Music specials – one hour “rockumentaries” looking back on the fast times and high life of some washed-up music star. At first glance, they seem like painstakingly researched, carefully written shows. But watch a couple of them, and you’ll start to notice that no matter who the show is about, every subject’s story is eerily similar to everyone else’s.





 

VOICE OVER: Even when (ROCK STAR) was a child, there was something that separated (HIM/HER) from the rest.

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UNKNOWN FAMILY FRIEND: (HE/SHE) always wanted to be the centre of attention. We all knew right then that (ROCK STAR) would leave (HIS/HER) mark on the world.

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VOICE OVER: (ROCK STAR)'s stormy years provided much of the inspiration for lyrics that would one day address the angst, insecurities and uncertainties of a future generation.

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FORMER HIGH SCHOOL BOY/GIRLFRIEND: In high school, (ROCK STAR) just felt alienated from everyone- parents…peers…even members of the opposite sex. But looking back, I think that alienation made fertile ground for (HIS/HER) creative seeds.

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VOICE OVER: Despite the lack of support from (HIS/HER) family and the overwhelming odds against success in the competitive music industry, (ROCK STAR) was prepared to face the struggle head on.

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VOICE OVER: Just when it seemed all hope was lost, (ROCK STAR)'s long waited first opportunity came knocking.

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SOME RECORD GUY: When I first 'eard (ROCK STAR)'s demo, I knew ('E/SHE) had something out of the ord'nary. I thought, "Who is this (GUY/GIRL)?"

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ROCK STAR: I couldn't believe it. After all the lonely nights, missed meals and weeks without a paycheck I finally landed at number 17 on the Billboard charts. Here's me (ROCK STAR), the awkward (BOY/GIRL) from the mean streets of (ROCK STAR'S HOME CITY), and now I'm a star…literally overnight.

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VOICE OVER: But all (HIS/HER) time on the road, coupled with the demands from promoters and the record company, was beginning to take its toll on (ROCK STAR)'s marriage.

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VOICE OVER: As (ROCK STAR)'s fame skyrocketed beyond (HIS/HER) dreams, every form of pleasure fell easily within (HIS/HER) reach.

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SOME ROADIE: There was a lot of sex. Let me just say that - there was a lot of sex. I mean, any (WOMAN/MAN) was at (HIS/HER) fingertips.

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ROCK STAR: I'd roll into town for the concert and I couldn't even get to my hotel room without bodyguards. There were (GIRLS/GUYS) swarming me at every turn. It was crazy. It was really cool at first, but after awhile…I'm just a human being, man."

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VOICE OVER: Always in constant supply was alcohol - and drugs.

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ROCK STAR'S SECOND BASS PLAYER: At first it was just one big party, you know? We had some crazy times, man. We didn't think about tomorrow, we were having too much fun.

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VOICE OVER: Constant media attention, coupled with the temptations brought on by the seemingly always present groupies, began to take its toll on (ROCK STAR)'s third marriage.

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VOICE OVER: On the outside, (ROCK STAR) had everything one could ever want. But on the inside, (HE/SHE) was trapped in a personal hell brought on by drugs and alcohol.

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ROCK STAR: Those were the tough times. It became harder and harder to top my previous success. It used to be my dream to be in the spotlight, and all of a sudden I couldn't get out of it.

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VOICE OVER: (ROCK STAR)'s depression over declining record sales, coupled with the increasing hold drugs and alcohol had over (HIS/HER) life, began to take its toll on (ROCK STAR)'s fifth marriage.

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ROCK STAR'S FORMER BEST FRIEND: (HE/SHE) wasn't the same person anymore. (ROCK STAR) was exhausted from life on the road and felt that the industry was ignoring (HIM/HER). Finally, (ROCK STAR) called me one day and said, "I'm taking a break, man. I have to find the individual who's been lost for years on a rock and roll roller coaster."

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VOICE OVER: Something inside (ROCK STAR), however, couldn't keep (HIM/HER) out of the spotlight for long. When (ROCK STAR) played the first night of (HIS/HER) comeback tour, the critics listened and the record company executives crossed their fingers. But one thing was clear: (ROCK STAR) was back.

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VOICE OVER: Today, (ROCK STAR) leads a life that bears little resemblance to the years that most will remember (HIM/HER) by. (HE/SHE) hasn't touched drugs in years and all those groupies have been replaced by (HIS/HER) sixth (WIFE/HUSBAND) and love of (HIS/HER) life, (SPOUSE'S NAME).

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Goalkeeping breed...still crazy after all these years



Goalkeeping breed…still crazy after all these years
Beware of goalkeepers. I’ve noticed throughout my days that they tend to be weird people. Why? Firstly, they are a one-off. Think about it. Compared with everyone else in the team, they have their own rules. So in that respect they are a bit like the spoilt kid who gets singled out by the rest of the class for special treatment.

But I think the way you become a ‘keeper plays a part, too. Let’s be honest, most goalkeepers end up between the sticks because they are rubbish everywhere else on the pitch, and they ‘end up’ there says it all. Who starts off actually wanting to be a goalkeeper? Most kids dream of being strikers- I certainly started up front.

There is definitely a particular kind of mindset required to do the job of a ‘keeper and that’s certainly a contributing factor to the weirdness. For starters, you basically have to be prepared to stick your head where everyone puts their feet and for that you have either to be pretty brave or completely mental. Then there is the pressure. If a striker doesn’t do his job properly and misses an open goal, it soon gets forgotten. But the equivalent mistake for a goalkeeper means he’s conceded and the whole world’s on his back. Goalkeepers can’t get away with mistakes like anyone else can.

But it would be wrong to say that they are all the same because there are different kinds of weirdness among the goalkeeping ranks of this world. Sometimes they can be the clowns of the dressing-room, the ones always getting into trouble and responsible for all pranks. Then you get the more mysterious ones who are harder to judge. These kind aren’t usually very outgoing and don’t say much. Then something goes in their heads and they suddenly have an outburst and go a bit crazy.

In the next category are the ones who like to see themselves as super-stars. Rene Higuita is a great example- the guy with the mullet who played for Columbia in the 1990s and did that ridiculous overhead kick/save thing against England. Bruce Grobbelaar with all of his dribbling antics is another example. A special mention must be given to Jorge Campos, the Mexican custodian. He is famous for all those psychedelic and vile kits. However, he had the last laugh as he made his team mates wear his custom made pink kits for his farewell match.

Then you have got the hard men, the ones who constantly want to show everyone how fearsome they are, and this is where Jens Lehmann comes into play. On the subject of German hard-men ‘keepers, they can also claim responsibility for Harald Schumacher. Now there is a nutcase. He should been charge with attempted murder for that challenge on Patrick Battison, of France, in the ’82 World Cup semi-final. And having put himself on the map with that little episode, he then brought on a book after he retired, talking about things such as the importance of sex for players during big international tournaments. Only a goalkeeper…