Monday, February 28, 2011

UNarticle: The A - Z of U.N.

As the world rolls slowly on towards its almost certain doom, we leave far behind us the gentler era of our parents and grandparents, that era in which restraint was a virtue and saying exactly what one thought was simply not comme il faut.


But now, anger is given free rein, tongues are unleashed, the dogs of war are let loose to savage the ankles of any who cross us. Displaying equanimity in the face of adversity is a commendable quality and these are times when one has to give vent to one’s true feelings and come out openly and call a steaming pile of excrement a steaming pile of excrement without mincing words. With that in mind, let the assault commence:

UNaccountable
UNanswerable
UNbeneficial
UNcommitted
UNconcerned
UNconscionable
UNdemocratic
UNdemonstrative
UNethical
UNfair
UNfit
UNgovernable
UNhelpful
UNinterested
UNinvolved
UNjust
UNknowing
UNlawful
UNmoral
UNnoticed
UNorganized
UNprepared
UNproductive
UNprofessional
UNqualified
UNreliable
UNsatisfactory
UNscrupulous
UNsubstantial
UNtruthful
UNworthy
UNyielding
UNzappy. 

I admit to the fact that I made up the last one to preserve the essence of the article.

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